Detox & Worst Day
Okay we have gone gluten and casein free. For future reference I will call this GF/CF. It’s shorter. With people who these two proteins are a problem for when you take them away it is like going through drug withdrawals. These two proteins are actually metabolized in some people in a way that they turn into opioids in the body and have drug-like effects on the body.
So we decided to go cold turkey as a family. PROBABLY NOT ONE OF MY BETTER IDEAS!!!!! The boys are CRAZY!!! I feel crazy!!! I most definitely should not have detoxed at the same time as the boys.
Chase is climbing the walls. Alex is ANGRY and out of control. Aiden just is all over the place emotionally. They are AAAAAALLLWAYS hungry now too. Not normal hunger but insane hunger that won’t go away. We went through 20+ lbs of bananas in a matter of 3 or 4 days in addition to a ton of other food. The doctor said their brain doesn’t register as full as its not getting what it wants, and their “full” feels different without the gluten and casein. Apparently this should last a week or two and then they should level out.
So yeah today it was BAD. Chase was destroying the house, Aiden and Alex were at each others throats. I finally just sent them outside to play and get over their issues while I got dressed. After about 15 minutes it was apparent Alex and Aiden were going to have a cage match style battle on the back porch if not separated. I brought them in and left Chase buried in the sand box while I disciplined the other two boys. Once I was done I left them in their rooms to think about what I’d just talked to them about. I checked on Chase he was still in the sandbox. I went to finish getting dressed and my bathroom was FLOOOOOODED!!! Not just a little water but water EVERYWHERE. I assumed a pipe burst. I called Neil.
As Neil and I talked it became evident that no a pipe didn’t burst there was water in the drawers and on the counter and just EVERYWHERE. If it were a pipe it couldn’t do that. So how else would my bathroom be flooded in 15 minutes flat without me knowing how???? You got it — Chase!!! I had a meltdown and just cried. Once I finished crying I locked Aiden and Chase in one room and left Alex who by the way was still screaming in his room, in his room to scream more so I could clean without further incident.
I had to completely remove EVERYTHING from the bathroom. Now is a good time to tell you he drowned by blow dryer and my flat iron and ruined both. He drenched my CVS stockpiles, he drenched EVERYTHING.
So I got everything cleaned up let the boys out, had vented to a friend or two and loved on them. I got lunch made and put them all down for naps. I figured after nap things would get better.
Alex woke up and I went to let him out of his room and this wave of poo smell hits me. He says “Mommy I’m poopy” I look at him more carefully and he is covered in poo and his bed is covered in poo. His tummy has been upset coming off the gluten and casein but this was insane!!!! I somehow managed not to just bawl and got him cleaned up.
The rest of the day went without too much more event but man I DO NOT ever want a repeat!!!!
My name is Amy, I have been married to my husband Neil for 9 years. We have 3 fun, unique, funny boys! Aiden (7), Chase (4), Alex (3).